Orange: I want to beeeeee… A lot of places. England, Scotland, Matt Smith’s bed, a hospital because my brother’s cat tried tolerate my foot off…
Gold: A story that makes me smile… Well, once, when I was wee, my mum had used Crisco shortening to brown the meat in a stew she was making, and me dad was supposed to be watching me and my brother (key words: supposed to be) while my mum took a bath after. Well, I pulled out a drawer below the counter, stood on it, and pulled down the Crisco. Big jar, by the way. Biggest size Safeway sold. Next thing my mum hears is “OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO, YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO KILL ME.” and my baby brother crawls by with this mount of white stuff on his head. Mum didn’t have her contacts in or her glasses on and says “oh, it’d alright, they just got into the flour” and then scooped some of the stuff off my brother’s head; “oh my god they got in the Crisco.” it was all over the walls, all over the toys, all over the closet, the (carpeted) floors, me, and my brother. Mum gave my brother and I baths as hot as we could stand, washes out clothespin hot water, and called a carpet cleaning company to ask how to get the Crisco out of the carpet. The lady had to put her on hold because she was laughing so hard. The best part was the fact that my shirt said “I don’t go looking for trouble. It finds me.”
I have other “Dad was supposed to be watching me but he wasn’t” stories.
Magenta: I barely tell anyone that I want to be a writer.
Red: My hobbies include writing, making stuff out of modeling clay, video games, drawing, reading, and watching Doctor Who obsessively.
Pink: Ok, so, the meaning behind my URL. My friend Alicia (spaceoctopi) and I were drawing with chalk in my driveway last June. The first thing we drew was the TARDIS,followed by a Dalek. We decided to call them the Technicolor TARDIS and the Disco Dalek, because of Added Alliterative Appeal. And the TARDIS was the paler blue of Three’s TARDIS, not the dark blue of later TARSISes. The Dalek was mostly just orange, and the reason I can draw Daleks on command with no references. And the TARDIS.