Ah, you blew up my Vulcan...

mycroft-queenofcake:

incises:

imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god

Imagine if someone liked me romantically I liked back oh my god.

I want you all to know the only fuzz on it is dust and the chip still looks like a chip. It’s name is, of course, Chip.

Nobody told me about Chip all semester (when I was placed in this class).

zillybooradley:

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because no one will take me to funkytown

Blue skadoo’d we can too! *takes your hand and leaps into my sheet music for Funkytown*

sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

Wait is Mississippi real or is it just a funny word we like to stick on our maps because lol what is a Mississippi

reichenballs:

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