HAIRPIN. I TRUSTED YOU. ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL, AND YOU BETRAY ME. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING. I THOUGHT WE WERE SPECIAL. I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE TRUSTY AND FAITHFUL TO THE END BUT NO. YOU DENIED ME AND BETRAYED ME. GOOBYE, HAIRPIN. IT’S OVER.
It was a messy break-up that took all of two seconds and one look.