So today I was doing some booklet stuff for my mum and there was this one booklet that had me in tears because it was so funny

  • Book: "Animals of Canada".
  • Book: Many kinds of animals live in Canada (shows pictures of bobcat, badger, porcupine, and something else, but it's Canadian so whatever)
  • Book: This is a moose. It lives in Canada.
  • Book: This is a beaver. It lives in Canada
  • ...
  • Book: This is an eagle. It lives in Canada.
  • Book: *has picture of a bald eagle*
  • Me: you LIAR. Eagles are American. FREEDOM. LIBERTY.