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bowtieatthedisco:

dinklages:

• b- badger
• o- OMG
• w- watch me get no replies
• t- THIS IS EPIC
• i- I just can’t even
• e- EMMAAAAA
• a- America
• t- TARDIS
• t- this is mental
• h- hey who turned out the lights
• e- Eleven x hats
• d- Doctor Who is in my subconscious 
• i- I SHIP EVERYONE
• s- Stetsons are cool
• c- crying forever
• o- oooo ooooooh oooh oooh oooh ooh

my blog, everyone

T his is me

E xterminate

C hocolate

H ot

N o.

I LOVE THIS.

C rayons

O ddly enough

L et me love you

O kay matt

R eality is for n00bs

T hat’s awkward

A nd people wouldn’t drown (what was this from…?)

R ight up until they shatter your heart

D at arse (dat fucking baloon also. I also cannot spell).

I want one of those

S tory of my life

(Source: demonicrosebush, via mybeautifulidiot)

• Parents: -flipping through TV channels in the den, stumble across Doctor Who on BBC America-
• -theme song comes on-
• Dad: Oh...oh dear god...
• -shuffle shuffle-
• -scuffle scratch scratch-
• -scratch CRASH scuffle BANG CRASH-
• Me: -bursts through the door- I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

Watching an HP movie

• HP fan: OMG. I LOVE THIS SCE- So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. HARRY POTTA HAS COME TO HOGWARTS.
• Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
• Dad: Shut up. I'm trying to watch.
• HP fan: Omg. this. this. this. RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN ROBE, YOU MUST BE A WEAS-
• Mom: Honey, please. sit down.
• HP fan: Noooo. You messed up my favorite line. Now we have to rewind i- YOU MUST BE A WEASLEY.
• Brother: Mom..make her go to the room please. Or at least let's leave her and bring the television in the room.
• HP fan: HEEHEE. CUTIE PIES.
• Dad: Go to your room. you're ruining the movie.
• Hp fan: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter.
• Dad: GO. NOW.
• -walks to room and bangs the door-
• -opens the room door and shouts-
• HP fan: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SORT. I CAN HELP YOU THERE!
• Family: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So, everyone has the friend

bardkayna:

that-filipino-kid:

That’s really immature.

That always talks about their significant other

That’s ready to explode in a mega rage 24/7

That’s just always happy

That’s REALLY sarcastic

and that one…special…one that you just DON’T know what the fuck is going on…

 …For most of my friends I am all of these things.

(via thederpter-in-thetarderps-close)